A Lot Of Times We Expect People

You Can Take Lessons To Become Almost Anything: Flying Lessons, Piano Lessons, Skydiving Lessons, Acting Lessons, Race Car Driving Lessons, Singing Lessons. But There's No Class For Comedy. You Have To Be Born With It. God Has To Give You This Gift.

When I First Got Money, I Went Through It Like Everybody Else, Because I Didn't Know. But, Right Now, I've Educated Myself And Placed Smart People Around Me. I Surrounded Myself With People Who Not Only Are Intelligent And Effective About Finances, Taxes, And Money Management, But They (also) Love Me.

I Tell Jokes For A Check; I'm On Tv For A Check.

Men Don't Come Up To You To Just Talk. We Come Up To You With A Plan. We're Looking Across The Room At You, And We Don't Care About Your Hopes And Dreams. We Don't Care About What Your Future Holds. We Saw Something We Wanted.

You Can Be Happy, Or You Can Be Right. If You Want To Be Part Of A Couple And Win Every Argument, You're In Trouble.