A Lot Of Baby Boomers Are Baby

I Like To Stuff Myself At Thanksgiving, Not Turkeys.

I Have A Wandering Eye And A Lazy Eye So They Cancel Each Other Out. It's A Push.

It's Tough Getting Older. You Start Falling Apart, You Know? My Gums Are Starting To Recede Now. You Can't Tell Tonight, Though, 'cause I Comb Them Forward.

It Is Unconscionable For Children In Our Prosperous Country, Or Anywhere For That Matter, To Go Without Food. I Implore Everyone To Contact Their Local And State Representatives To Encourage Action To End Hunger.

I'm Kevin Nealon, And That's News To Me.