A Lie Stands On One Leg, Truth

Many Have Been Ruined By Buying Good Pennyworths.

Were The Offer Made True, I Would Engage To Run Again, From Beginning To End, The Same Career Of Life. All I Would Ask Should Be The Privilege Of An Author, To Correct, In A Second Edition, Certain Errors Of The First.

Remember, That Six Pounds A Year Is But A Groat A Day.

You Can Not Pluck Roses Without Fear Of Thorns, Nor Enjoy A Fair Wife Without Danger Of Horns.

Do Not Anticipate Trouble, Or Worry About What May Never Happen. Keep In The Sunlight.