A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes

The Most Effective Comeback To An Insult Is Silence.

Shouldn't You Have A License For Being That Ugly?

I'm Sorry, I'm A Little Busy. Can I Ignore You Later?

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

There Is A Distinction To Be Drawn Between True Collectors And Accumulators. Collectors Are Discriminating; Accumulators Act At Random. The Collyer Brothers, Who Died Among The Tons Of Newspapers And Trash With Which They Filled Every Cubic Foot Of Their House So That They Could Scarcely Move, Were A Classic Example Of Accumulators, But There Are Many Of Us Whose Houses Are Filled With All Manner Of Things That We "can't Bear To Throw Away.