A Grandparent Is The Only Baby-sitter Who

In Two Decades I've Lost A Total Of 789 Pounds. I Should Be Hanging From A Charm Bracelet.

I Will Never Understand Children. I Never Pretended To. I Meet Mothers All The Time Who Make Resolutions To Themselves. 'i'm Going To ... Go Out Of My Way To Show Them I Am Interested In Them And What They Do. I Am Going To Understand My Children.' These Women End Up Making Rag Rugs, Using Blunt Scissors.

Phone Are Wonderful Instruments, But I Wouldn't Want Our Daughter To Marry One.

I'm Going To Stop Punishing My Children By Saying, “never Mind! I'll Do It Myself.

Laugh Now, Cry Later.