A Graceful Taunt Is Worth A Thousand

The Best Reply To An Atheist Is To Give Him A Good Dinner And Ask Him If He Believes There Is A Cook.

A Speaker Who Does Not Strike Oil In Ten Minutes Should Stop Boring.

A Beautiful Lady Is An Accident Of Nature. A Beautiful Old Lady Is A Work Of Art.

Where There Is No Difference, There Is Only Indifference.

A Man's Life Is Colored By The Dye Of His Imagination.