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How To Be A Bouncer: Be An Asshole; Stand Near A Door.

I Am A Mystery Wrapped In An Enigma Wrapped In A Pita. Why The Pita? That Counts As Another Mystery.

I Don't Usually Fly In First Class, But I Fart In First Class.

Stand-up Is Like A Row Boat: It's Fun And Romantic When You're Choosing To Do It. But If You Have No Other Choice Than To Be In A Row Boat It's Not As Enjoyable; That's Survival.

A Mobile Home With A Flat Tire Is A Home.