A Good Education Is The Next Best

The Early Bird Gets The Worm But The Late Bird Doesn't Even Get The Late Worm.

When You Die, Are You Ever Allowed To Come Back?" "only If You Had Your Hand Stamped.

I Guess Babysitters Are Like Used Cars... You Never Really Know What You're Getting.

If I Were Given The Opportunity To Present A Gift To The Next Generation, It Would Be The Ability For Each Individual To Learn To Laugh At Himself.

I Fall In Love With Any Girl Who Smells Of Library Paste.