A Fanatic Is One Who Can't Change

When A New Book Appears One Should Read An Old One.

When Someone Says To Me, Ugh, You Smoke. I Reply, Ugh, You're Ugly. I Can Quit Smoking.

The Aryan Stock Is Bound To Triumph.

If You Find A Job You Love, You'll Never Work Again.

Money Is Like Manure, Its Only Good If You Spread It Around.