A Fair Share Of Anything Is Starvation

Men Get Laid, But Women Get Screwed.

Vice Is Its Own Reward. It Is Virtue Which, If It Is To Be Marketed With Consumer Appeal, Must Carry Green Shield Stamps.

Mainstream People Dislike Homosexuality Because They Can't Help Concentrating On What Homosexual Men Do To One Another. And When You Contemplate What People Do, You Think Of Yourself Doing It. And They Don't Like That. That's The Famous Joke: I Don't Like Peas, And I'm Glad I Don't Like Them, Because If I Liked Them I Would Eat Them And I Hate Them.

I'm Too Old To Make Drawings.

Women Have Decided To Be People, Which Is A Great Mistake. Women Were Nicer Than People.