A Dimwit Thinks Nothing Is Funny Unless

I've Met Talespinners Before, Jake, And They're All Cut More Or Less From The Same Cloth. They Tell Tales Because They're Afraid Of Life.

If You Think You've Gone Insane ... You're Nuts.

If I Can Get It Down On Paper Without Puking All Over The Word Processor, Then As Far As I'm Concerned, It's Fit To See The Light Of Day.

A Library Card Is Good To Have, You Can Never Have Too Much Id.

What We Like To Think Of Ourselves And What We Really Are Rarely Have Much In Common.