A Degree On The Wall, Without Labels

My Friend Madea Has "attitude" That Comes With Wisdom. Back In Our Teens And Twenties, We Thought We Knew Everything And Made All Those Foolish Mistakes. Then, When We Got A Little Older, At Thirty, We Started Getting These Flashes Of Light, Revelations Of What A Great And Lucky Thing It Is That We Didn't Get Caught Doing Those Stupid Things Back Then. Around Forty, If We Are Lucky, We Stop Lying To Ourselves. Fifty And Above, We've Run Out Of Patience For Foolishness. Take Me To The Bottom Line.

You Put Some Vaseline Under Your Eyes At Night And Under Your Chin, And You Put A Little Bit On Your Chest And You'll Avoid Stretch Marks And I'll Get You Some Vaseline, You Can Change Your Oil And Fry Chicken With It, Too, But You Best Make Sure You Have Something.

There Were Only 3 People That I Wanted To Meet In Life, Nelson Mandela Was One Of Them. What A Life, What A Journey, What A Man. Thank You For Passing This Way! God Bless Your Resting Soul!

People Say The Truth Hurts. Hell No, It Hurts Even More If You Do A Whole Bunch Of Foolishness To Try And Avoid It.

Don't Believe The Hype. I Don't Care How Many Number Ones You Have At The Box Office, I Don't Care How Much They Say You're Great, Don't Believe It. Just Stay In Your Lane And Do What You're Supposed To Do.