A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt

The Disadvantage Of Becoming Wise Is That You Realize How Foolish You've Been.

Many A Woman Would Get A Divorce If She Could Do It Without Making Her Husband Happy.

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.