List of Dick Van Dyke Quotes

I Never Wanted To Be An Actor And To This Day I Don`t. I Can`t Get A Handle On It. An Actor Wants To Become Someone Else. I Am A Song-and-dance Man And I Enjoy Being Myself, Which Is All I Can Do.

My Favorite Unknown Movie Is 'the Comic.'

My Brother And I Laughed A Lot As Kids. We Came Up In The Middle Of The Depression, And Neither One Of Us Knew We Were Poor. We Had Nothing, But We Didn't Know It.

I Hear Music And My Feet Just Start Moving.

I Get Little Kids Who Recognize Me From 'mary Poppins,' And It Just Delights Me Because It's Our Third Generation.

I Found Out Retirement Means Playing Golf, Or I Don't Know What The Hell It Means. But To Me, Retirement Means Doing What You Have Fun Doing.

Haters Are Going To Hate.

Young People Ask Me For Advice, And I Tell Them To Do What I Didn't Do. Get Some Training. I Took Jobs That Required Talents I Didn't Have.

I Had An Uncle Who Had A Car With A Rumble Seat, And I Used To Love To Ride In That Thing. I Mentioned This To Some Kids, And They Were Like, "what Are You Even Talking About?"

Do You Know That I Was The Anchor On The 'cbs Morning Show?' And My Newsman Was Walter Cronkite.

I Just Think Everyone Needs Their Own Private Space.

But Once We Got On The Air, Everybody Except Morey Amsterdam Pretty Much Stuck To The Script.