List of Chris Kattan Quotes

I Like Light Green, Sometimes Red Is Fun To Look At, Not A Fan Of Yellow, Unless It's In A Rainbow Or On A Coffee Mug Or On A Happy Face.

In Hollywood, Moviemaking Used To Be About Escaping Reality To Go To The Movies.

In Hollywood, What They Last Saw You In Is What You Are. It's Hard To Break Away From That.

It Sounds Gross To Say That I Like Myself More. But Not Everyone Likes Themselves That Much. Especially In The Comedy World.

I Love Traffic. It's Fantastic. New York Traffic Is So Relaxing.

Here In L.a., There Are A Lot Of Dead Spots, And You Have To Drive To Find Energy, But All Of India Is So Energetic.

I'd Love To Have A Child. Either One Or 40. I Love Kids.

It's A Different Thing Shooting For 10 Weeks In India As Opposed To On A Set On Stage Pretending You're In India.

It's Fun For Someone To Poke Fun At Himself.

I'm Not Trying To Sound Like I Turned Into Some Kind Of Wise Man, But It's Nice To Realize That Your Little Pocket Of The World Isn't The Whole World.

I Wish I Was Dating One Of The Ladies In 'bollywood Hero.' They're Gorgeous. Any Of Them.

I Love Any Movie That Has A Retarded Person Working At Starbucks.